CAST

ALADDIN (M) - Leading character with hopes of becoming a Prince.

PRINCESS JIZZMIN (F) - Princess of AgraBra, the Kingdom of where the story is set.   

DIXIE RECT (DAME) (M) - Moaning, stressed, pushy Mother of Aladdin.

GAYFAR (M) - Evil, wise antagonist with wicked intensions, overly camp.

KING BLUMPKIN (M) - Jizzmin’s Father. Wise, excitable and submissive in bed.

QUEEN BLUMPKIN (F) - Jizzmin’s Mother. Controlling, devilishly erotic and strict.

FAIRY MUFF (F) - Narrator, has good magic but is usually found in the brothel.

VAGENIE (F) - Charismatic and outgoing Genie who finds love in Dixie.

SCABIES (F) - Aladdin’s best friend, clumsy, unitelligent and loyal. 

BOB SLEDDING (M) - Sidekick to Gayfar, rather dumb, clumsy and twinky.

TRAGIC CARPET (M/F) - Non-speaking, energetic carpet with a terrible past.

ANN ALE (F) - Head of the Royal household guards

ADDITIONAL ROLES:  

HUNGRY VILLAGER, STALL KEEPER, ALFRED THE ALCOHOLIC, BETTY THE BARTENDER

DANCERS/ENSEMBLE (M/F) - 6+ Required as villagers and royal guests

PLOT

In the city of Agrabra, Aladdin and his friend Scabies are out searching for possible victims to acquire jewels. Princess Jizzmin has snuck out of the palace in order to get to know her people and along the way gets caught offering food to a starving villager. Aladdin helps her escape. The search is then underway by King and Queen Blumpkin to find the Princess. 

Aladdin returns to his mum’s secret pub ‘The Hole in the Wall’ and we finally meet Dame Dixie Rect. She tells us of her woes and troubles before she is confronted by the palace officials, including the evil Gayfar and his sidekick Bob Sledding. Aladdin is arrested for hiding the princess and is forced by Gayfar to enter the cave of wonders with Bob in search of a lamp. Whilst in the cave, Bob works his own magic and tempts Aladdin into his first kiss. 

Whilst fondling away the lamp get a rub and with a puff we meet the extravagant and magical Vagenie and their friend Tragic Carpet. 

Aladdin starts to use his wishes to try and win over the love of Princess Jizzmin, but feels torn with his love for Bob too. A love triangle erupts between the three of them leaving Aladdin seeking help from Dixie and Vagenie as to who he should pick? Gayfar discovers Aladdin’s secret and sets to take over the Kingdom from King Blumpkin. 

Who will gain the throne, who will Aladdin choose? Will Dixie ever find another love?

With tons of special FX, sexual references, innuendoes and mild nudity this show leaves audiences on the edge of their seats throughout with barrels of Beer, Smear, Laughter!

RUNNING TIME

Act 1 - 75 minutes 

Act 2 - 60 minutes

SCENES

ACT ONE

1          SRAT               Fairyland - Meet Fairy Muff

            3/4                   The slums of AgraBra

2          3/4                  The slums of AgraBra (without village stalls) for song

            SLAT                Palace Dungeon

3          SRAT               Fairyland

4          3/4                  Hole in the Wall Pub

5          1/4                  Entrance to the Cave of Wonders

6          SRAT               Royal Palace Bedroom

7          FULL STAGE    Cave of Wonders

8          SLAT                Palace Dungeon

9          3/4                  Hole in the Wall Pub

10        1/4                  Palace Grounds

11        3/4                  Palace Welcoming Room

ACT TWO

1          FULL                UV OR GLOW SCENE

2          SRAT               Fairyland

3          3/4                  Hole in the Wall Pub

4          1/4                  Aladdin’s Bedroom

5          3/4                   The slums of AgraBra

6          SLAT                Palace Dungeon

7          3/4                  The slums of AgraBra

8          SLAT                Palace Dungeon

9          FULL                The Pub Bogs

10        1/4                  PantoLand

11        FULL                The Coronation