Cast: 7 Principals, 5M 2F
CAST
Jack Meoff (M) - Main Character, Hero of the story
Princess JellyBean (F) - Leading Female
Dame Wanky (M) - Dame of the story, Jack's mother
Jerk Meoff (M) - Jack's Brother
Hairy Fairy (M) - Good Fairy and narrator of the story
Giant Cumhard (M) - Giant, pervert, may be a sound recording
Miss Phyliss (F) - Evil witch referred to as Syphilis
Queen Bean (F) - Good Queen of the Kingdom
Dancers (M/F) - Required
PLOT
The Wanky Family, a poorer family of the town hit disaster when their beloved family cow, Plough, doesn't produce milk anymore - everyone's had a go. Jack and Jerk are ordered to go and sell the cow at the market by their mother, Dame Wanky, but Jack has a date with the Princess JellyBean so needs to rush back. The evil witch, Miss Phyliss tries to delay Jack to ensure he doesn't meet the Princess later but Jerk kindly offers to take Plough, much to Miss Phyliss' frustration.
The story is narrated by the Hairy Fairy, a good fairy that appears drunk most of the time but who controls the storyline well. Dame Wanky now decides to open a bakery in the family home to generate an income but Jerk appears with magic beans. The beans eventually grow and the family climb up to the Giants kingdom to rescue the Princess that was taken from them to find other lost treasures have also been taken by the perverted giant. The magical storyline contains a tonne of sexual references and innuendoes throughout to keep the adult audience entertained.
RUNNING TIME
Act 1 - 60 minutes
Act 2 - 50 minutes
SCENES
ACT ONE
1 PROLOGUE / VILLAGE SQUARE (SHITTERTON)
2 WITCH’S LAIR
3 JACKS HOUSE
4 ROAD TO MARKET
5 JACKS HOUSE
5A BEFORE THE PARTY
6 VILLAGE/PALACE SQUARE
ACT TWO
1 CLOUDS IN THE SKY
1A WITCHES LAIR
2 GIANTS LAIR
3 CLOUDS IN THE SKY
3A WITCHES LAIR
4 VILLAGE SQUARE
4A WITCHES LAIR
5 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
6 VILLAGE SQUARE FINALE
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